"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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