It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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