You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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