a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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