Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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