Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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