so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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