remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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