I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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