its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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