is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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