The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
It's just like the Real World with babies
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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