just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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