Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize
