i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you win again, gameday.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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