bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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