You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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