oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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