what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think I just sharted jello shots
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