hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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