My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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