Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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