Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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