But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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