the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
