If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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