I'm drive I can fine osifer
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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