So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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