we have officially lost it.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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