I just cut my nipple shaving
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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