he puts the penis in happiness.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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