Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Drake has all the answers
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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