How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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