i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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