And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
