Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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