Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I did not marry a roomba.
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