Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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