He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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