I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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