It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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