upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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