I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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