NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
