But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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