You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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