votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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