i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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