your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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