I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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