Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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