i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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