Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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