I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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