Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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