So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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