ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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